Now, it’s only a matter of days before Game of Thrones rules our television again, but until then, we’ve got to do away with bits and pieces.
So, here, I bring to you the best quote from each episode. So, get ready for your journey across The Long Night, wipe that grease from your mouth and put that fat pink mast inside your pant (WARNING: the last one is only for men).
EPISODE 1: WINTER IS COMING
It was this bit of dialogue that made us believe GoT is unlike anything else…
EPISODE 2: THE KINGSROAD
A lesson that Arya never forgot…
EPISODE 3: LORD SNOW
The first symptoms of madness…
EPISODE 4: CRIPPLES, BASTARDS AND BROKEN THINGS
The point where many of us started turning fans of Tyrion.
EPISODE 5: THE WOLF AND THE LION
The ever clairvoyant Varys…
EPISODE 6: A GOLDEN CROWN
Yes, Dany, you’re right, for sure…
EPISODE 7: YOU WIN OR YOU DIE
This may very well be the tagline of Game of Thrones
EPISODE 8: THE POINTY END
Repeat behind me… “What do we say to the God of Death?”
EPISODE 9: BAELOR
You really think something else could be the best quote from ‘Baelor’?
EPISODE 10: FIRE AND BLOOD
THE KING IN THE NORRRTTTTTHHHHHHH!!!
EPISODE 1: THE NORTH REMEMBERS
Pity? Now she doesn’t even have her children to check her madness!
EPISODE 2: THE NIGHT LANDS
What exactly is your masterplan, Varys???…
EPISODE 3: WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
I’m bit sad Balon never replied to Theon’s response…
EPISODE 4: GARDEN OF BONES
Not much for face value, but then there’s Tyrion in the scene, so…
EPISODE 5: THE GHOST OF HARRENHAL
Her slow descent into a psychopath begins…
EPISODE 6: THE OLD GODS AND THE NEW
But, now we have a vicious queen in Cersei and a idiot king in Jon…
EPISODE 7: A MAN WITHOUT HONOR
Yes, I’ve changed the background, because the dialogue looks more suitable here than a prison full of his own shit…
EPISODE 8: THE PRINCE OF WINTERFELL
Ahhh… The Valonqar….
EPISODE 9: BLACKWATER
There are many memorable ones here, but this is my favourite…
EPISODE 10: VALAR MORGHULIS
And now his watch has ended…
EPISODE 1: VALAR DOHAERIS
The Tywin-Tyrion relationship is my favourite thing in the series!
EPISODE 2: DARK WINDS, DARK WORDS
You know nothing, Catelyn!
EPISODE 3: WALK OF PUNISHMENT
Rhaegar? Where is dear Lyanna?
EPISODE 4: AND NOW HIS WATCH IS ENDED
The look of remorse there on Reek’s face…
EPISODE 5: KISSED BY FIRE
And who are you, the proud lord said…
EPISODE 6: THE CLIMB
I hate you… Ramsay…
EPISODE 7: THE BEAR AND THE MAIDEN FAIR
The alteration has killed the heir of his nation…
EPISODE 8: SECOND SONS
Look at Natalie’s face… It reminds me of a fox…
EPISODE 9: THE RAINS OF CASTAMERE
And now the rains weep o’er his hall…
With no one there to hear…
EPISODE 10: MHYSA
Reek, reek, it rhymes with…
EPISODE 1: TWO SWORDS
Hey, I one said it inside the KFC…
EPISODE 2: THE LION AND THE ROSE
The black humour here on display...
EPISODE 3: BREAKER OF CHAINS
When will someone buy your silence for ever, eh?
EPISODE 4: OATHKEEPER
The title stands in this episode on its own…
EPISODE 5: FIRST OF HIS NAME
Sadly, on Earth too...
EPISODE 6: THE LAWS OF GODS AND MEN
The venomous anger...
EPISODE 7: MOCKINGBIRD
Down from MOON to EARTH…
EPISODE 8: THE MOUNTAIN AND THE VIPER
The only episode that truly disgusted me…
EPISODE 9: WATCHERS ON THE WALL
You defend the Wall and want to stay in the Cave, huh?
EPISODE 10: THE CHILDREN
I present to you the brother of Kingslayer… Kinslayer…
EPISODE 1: THE WARS TO COME
Gold will be their crowns… gold their shrouds…
EPISODE 2: THE HOUSE OF BLACK AND WHITE
Is Dany also going there…. the realm of madness?
EPISODE 3: HIGH SPARROW
And the god of tits and wine? Is he to be taken seriously?
EPISODE 4: SONS OF THE HARPY
EPISODE 5: KILL THE BOY
Yes, Aemon, that is what happened! He was killed as a reckless boy and resurrected as an idiot man!
EPISODE 6: UNBOWED, UNBENT, UNBROKEN
Ah… let’s not talk about this…
EPISODE 7: THE GIFT
Hey, Arya said something like that too, didn’t she?
EPISODE 8: HARDHOME
Bold words to speak and even bolder to do the deed…
EPISODE 9: THE DANCE OF DRAGONS
You killed him, and then, he killed you! Even, Ser Thorne?
EPISODE 10: MOTHER’S MERCY
Mind you, it’s not Lena Headey who is naked actually!
EPISODE 1: THE RED WOMAN
I really wished Jon Snow would stay dead…
EPISODE 2: HOME
And you’ll always be one of his last kills…
EPISODE 3: OATHBREAKER
You know nothing, Jon Snow, damn it!
EPISODE 4: BOOK OF THE STRANGER
If you’d never left Winterfell, you’d never gone to that cave, you fool!
EPISODE 5: THE DOOR
EPISODE 6: BLOOD OF MY BLOOD
Stronger, or, Stranger, eh?
EPISODE 7: THE BROKEN MAN
I love the fucking Mormonts…
EPISODE 8: NO ONE
Yes, yes, YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
EPISODE 9: BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS
I thought you were leaving Meeren…
EPISODE 10: THE WINDS OF WINTER
Yes, now the rains weep o’er his hall…
and not a soul to hear….
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